I swear Americans do leaving school, or graduation, a lot better than England does. I mean they get a ceremony and clapping and gowns. What do we get? An assembly in a church and then we’re not allowed back into the school building unless we destroy it…
i figured out how to request money on paypal
my mother just called and she didnt even say hello she just said no
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant
but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant
says a lot
do you ever think really awful thoughts and suddenly become aware that you are not a good person